Apples taste like cardboard shit , been waiting all summer to make an apple pie and I get a batch plucked out of some giant Troll's Ass!
I got to move to Switzerland.
Well, to cheer myself up, I've decided to call in Halloween early. That's right, Halloween two months long!
Take that Troll Ass shitting apple pie Douchebag!
Nothing but Halloween blog stuff from here on end.
Let's kick it in gear with one of my favorite episodes of Alfred Hitchcock presents:
An unlocked window
Grab a Devil dog and a Ding Dong and enjoy!